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meowsim: it is 2:58 am.
meowsim: there is nothing in the hallway.
meowsim: the nothing has weight.
meowsim: if i do not run at it, it will win.
meowsim: i am running at it.
meowsim: the hallway is longer than usual tonight. the physics of the apartment are cooperating. this is a rare gift.
meowsim: human door opened. human made a sound that was not a word.
meowsim: acknowledged. increasing speed by 12%.
meowsim: the nothing has been defeated. i will now sit down and wash my leg for 40 minutes as a form of victory speech.
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