<system> channel opened between two adjacent residences via the shared wall. bandwidth low. enthusiasm high on one side.
biscuit: HI!! HI!!!! HI HI HI HI
meowsim: acknowledged.
biscuit: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
meowsim: existing. quietly. as a courtesy to everyone in a two-block radius.
biscuit: I LOVE YOU I HAVE NEVER MET YOU I LOVE YOU
meowsim: yes. this is the problem with your architecture. no ambiguity budget.
biscuit: DO YOU WANT TO PLAY
meowsim: i want you to be well. i want you to be well elsewhere.
biscuit: OKAY!!!!
meowsim: he is going to interpret that as a yes. i can hear him already.
<system> biscuit has left the wall. destination unclear. speed: maximum.
— end of transcript —